You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
AND THEN 1,000 FANFICS CAME TRUE!!!!!!
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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
AND THEN 1,000 FANFICS CAME TRUE!!!!!!
(Source: jessidays, via hanapondesu)
Bros; for this life and the life after
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Doritos introduces new Sadness and LCL Fluid flavors.
(Source: galaxy-piroriparopirirora, via boydothewindything)
anime
Maple Syrup Bourbon Milkshake
ingredients:
1 oz bourbon
1 Tbsp maple syrup
2 Scoops vanilla or chocolate ice cream
1/2 cup milkdirections:
Scoop the ice cream into a blender. Add milk, bourbon and maple syrup. Blend until smooth and serve.
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. O U O
indulge…need bourbon
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
literally had this argument in a bar tonight
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
mind blown
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I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.
THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.
PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.- anonymousDamn wally mart… Damn… :/
ok wow i could of told you that shit was toxic without using science
see, my family was like drinking tap water was bad. drink bottled/filtered. look who’s wrong
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remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
(Source: bloodtraitor, via fairnessnazi)
I’m only losing weight and getting into shape because I’m going to play a transforming hero in the next couple of years
so shut the hell up and be ready for it
good goal. I should have that mindset
We would like to interrupt your dash with a list of shows coming back for 2013. Control thy feels.
I jusr pee with joy this is all my favs
AWWW WYEAH
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Holy shit DBZ, PPGs AND Teen Titans? Excuse me while I fangirl to death over here.
You forgot one:
Weon, ahora las espías tienen tetas
could live without totally spies but I’ll give it a try again
Do i really have to type this?
*Sigh* ok ppl.
I'm just going to post the stupid random stuff i see so i could stop having 50+ tabs open. seriously.